I built a non-porno movie set in my basement, brought in a string quartet for a custom soundtrack, and booked an event with two local bands at a bar to screen this short film. Continue reading
A psychological thriller centered around a detective who needs to know the location of a bomb set to detonate soon. Continue reading
Check out this web comic about a bodybuilder named Little Ronald who goes on adventures with his friend, the pimp. Follow the Little Ronald web comic for lots of adventures!
Nick Nevada was such a good police officer that the department could not afford him. Although he did not want to come back once he was laid off, the privatized prison authorities feared he might return and then could negatively impact their income. So, they put a hit out on him.
Inspired by Lorenzo Lamas in “Renegade” and Arnold Schwarzenegger in general, we made this short action movie.
“Opening Credits in A Minor”
Music: Radomir Jordanovic
Contrabass solo: Kevin E. Richards
Announcer: Spike Real
Composed by Bizarre Noir
Performed by Bizarre Noir on their Into the Sunset album
Permission given by Sam Quebe, bassist; Chris Charles, vocalist
Comosed by Andrew Noonan
Performed by Andrew Noonan and Kevin E. Richards
Get Christian Bale’s ringtone:
When a friend complained that all the online dating ads guys put up were pictures of hicks grabbing their groins and posing next to their trucks, I understood that to get dates on Craigslist most regularly, I simply had to be the most crotch-grabbing and truck-next-to-standing hick I could be.
One of the hopefuls who emailed me was Heather:
First off let me say that baby me and my three to four teeth are gonna tear your ass up. I been drinkin natty lite since I was 9. Been fishin since I was old enough for my daddy to undressify me. I got 5 tattoos of the rebel flag and one what has an eagle on it. I love Molly Hatchet and I’m a god fearin christian woman and if you don’t love jesus and talk american GET THE HELL OUTTA MY COUNTRY.
Put that in yer eyeballs.
Dear god fearin christian woman,
im writin this slowly so you can read the words more easily my ass hide is so thick from my nasty lawn chair in my truck that y’all need more than just three to four teeth to start diggin into it and i believe i just caught you lying through your tooth but no big deal cause fishin is a soothin activity that brings together people from all ways of thinkin and maybe your daddy can undressify both of us so we can go fishin some day and we can look at our tattoos of rebel flags, eagles, and illegible fonts then i have a washin machine at my trailer where i can start a fire again to cook the fish to have good eatin
10-4 baby i put the pedal to the metal
Roger that big daddy. Keep on truckin my way.
Wheels, hell no why woulds I need em? Lost my drivers license that time I was on cops. I was so drunk I let the redheaded one drive…i mean shit he’s like 8 and then I punched that pig officer in his face until they tased me. YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWW
That’s all she wrote. But the ad is still awesome. I regularly repost it, though every time I do it gets flagged and taken down.